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hinatahearsahope:

PRAYER CIRCLE FOR A DR2 ANIME

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OF ALL THE CIRCLES YOU COULD HAVE USED WHY THIS ONE?! D8

thisheredude:

Me too guys, me too.

DO SHELLY GOT THE BOOTY

SHE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

insanelysane101:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

HELLO SUSAN!

insanelysane101:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

HELLO SUSAN!

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1kidsentertainment:

abberdabbers25:

chicken-soup-for-the-sollux:

penguinfrost:

princesscorndog:

the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies

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I’M LAUGHING SO fUCKING HARD

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

What in the fuckery

HOLY SHIT nowacking

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ahegao-intensifies:

kaiyakkuma:

THERE REALLY IS A GOD.

OMG PLS

WAAAAANT

ahegao-intensifies:

kaiyakkuma:

THERE REALLY IS A GOD.

OMG PLS

WAAAAANT

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My reaction:

Well…
i6nis:

Sooooooo, Scott ( the original Fnaf creator) just uploaded this…

HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY BABY!!
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAALLL!!

i6nis:

Sooooooo, Scott ( the original Fnaf creator) just uploaded this…

HELLO MY HONEY

HELLO MY BABY!!

HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAALLL!!

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:





IT GOT BETTER

GOD OF FERTILITY BITCHES

Inb4 Zeus

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

mikefuentes5150:

amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:

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IT GOT BETTER

GOD OF FERTILITY BITCHES

Inb4 Zeus

Bite of 87 MENTIONS GORE!! *small fanfic*

Name: “Jen”
Sex: female
Workplace: unknown
Age: 33

I remember the “bite of 87” very clearly. Its a memory engraved into my heart. I was with my little sister. Pirate Cove had always been my favorite place of the “Pizza Palace.” However, my little sister was being tormented by this older boy name Daniel. Daniel knew my sister was a, and I quote, “A goody little teacher’s pet.” So my sister  dared him to go touch Foxy, as it was against the rules to touch the characters.

Almost on cue, I heard Foxy say, “Aie! Its against the rules to touch us. Anyone breakin’ the rules will visit Davy Jones’ locker!” Usually, “Davy Jones’ locker” is actually a little jail cell beside the Pirate Cove.

It was was one of his many quotes. However, that time it felt a little eerie. Soon I stepped in and told Daniel to leave my sister alone. Finally he wanted to prove that there’s nothing wrong in touch some “Dumb robot’s fur” and thus began a chain of a horrifying event. He waited until his parents were talking with a waiter to order another pizza to go. My sister went off to go listen to Freddy’s songs so she wouldn’t have to watch it. I watched as Daniel climbed on stage, I swear to god that robot was looking right at him. The robot just finished his “A Pirate’s life for me” song.

The robot began speaking the rules again. And as soon as he finished explaining the no touching rule, Daniel actually RAN at the robot and grabbed its hooked hand, just as the robot opened its mouth, it turned and stared at Daniel. He looked at me and stuck out his tongue. The waiter begged the boy to get away from that robot.

"Aie! Its against the rules to touch us. Anyone breakin’ the rules will visit Davy Jones’ locker!" And just like that, the robot bit down on the top of Daniel’s head. Daniel began screaming, kids began to rush out in terror, parents pulling their kids away, my parents rushing through the raging stampede to get to me. I was in shock, I couldn’t look away.

Everything around felt like time slowed down, Foxy was shaking the boy, like a terrier shaking a rat. Daniel was screaming in agonizing pain, waiters and guards coming to pull Foxy off of him. I even saw Foxy’s hooked hand sink into Daniel’s side. Finally, it took seven people to pull Foxy off of Daniel, but the front half of his head was ripped off. Foxy was still chewing on it, blood squirting and flying everywhere.

Once more, in a gargled voice, blood dripping down his metalic jaws, and brain bits splattering on the once shiny floor, but also looking straight at me as my parents picked me up, “Aie! Its against the rules to touch us. Anyone breakin’ the rules will visit Davy Jones’ locker!”

Daniel died a week after that incident. Ever since, my family has vowed to never return to that Pizzeria….Ever again.